YoochunsGirl
Dec 15 2006, 09:13 PM
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed ! to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
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this is soooooo hilarious!! man i love it...aah poor husband lol
Azn_princess
Dec 15 2006, 09:27 PM
LOL hahah thats hilariousss. but yah poor husband hhaa
lilpucal0v3r
Dec 15 2006, 09:39 PM
LOl Omg. GO HER. more power to her yay.
FirstTheWorst
Dec 15 2006, 11:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH That's just hilarious. I've never heard of this one, and I like it.
bBy_sT4r
Dec 15 2006, 11:17 PM
wow GO WIFE 
HAHAHA thats husband is just ughh 
xo_vivi_ox
Dec 15 2006, 11:18 PM
puahahahaha! the husband deserves it!
my_love_shy
Dec 16 2006, 12:23 AM
dude, that was good! he got owened!
byby
Dec 16 2006, 01:01 AM
wow!!!
go wife!!!
god, now that's quick thinking and reaction.
indiesin
Dec 16 2006, 01:36 AM
lol. oh man.! poor husband! ;p
alicee
Dec 16 2006, 01:48 AM
I could totally see that coming, but he got what he deserved. That ***** >.>
jenniie_
Dec 16 2006, 05:43 AM
LOL! Poor guy.. Though he was the one who pushed his luck
green.lollipops!
Dec 16 2006, 06:02 AM
ahahahaha omg what a smart lady
and the husband wanted alot lol pfft as if shes gona give all that ahaha
vannushka
Dec 16 2006, 06:07 AM
haha i think this is why men want to buy cars with 12 airbags in them now
Janice<3
Dec 16 2006, 09:57 AM
LMFAO, ahaha the man got what he deserved. karma. go wife!
som4tang
Dec 16 2006, 09:58 AM
puahahha. oh man that was a good one. ^.^
Classic Example
Dec 16 2006, 02:35 PM
Haha that was so smart xD The husband deserved it anyways haha.
__nerdiiest
Dec 16 2006, 02:41 PM
Puahahah, He deserves it >>
lovablekrnstar63
Dec 16 2006, 05:51 PM
thats a good one
i like it
mizz_J
Dec 16 2006, 05:54 PM
LOL hahahah she's got the airbag
funny! XP
NicknamedEx
Dec 16 2006, 08:08 PM
this just proves that women are bad drivers... they don't even know there are airbags on both sides of the car.
BU_RP
Dec 16 2006, 08:11 PM
AHAHAHHA WH00T SMART LADY!
[.Gigi.]
Dec 16 2006, 08:23 PM
Hahaha! That's funny. x)
HANAo1
Dec 17 2006, 12:09 AM
he had it comin right at his face!!
missxsuong
Dec 17 2006, 12:11 AM
i've heard this
not all women are bad drivers
kawaii_bobo
Dec 17 2006, 03:21 AM
damn dude deserves it... hahahaha
nivrah
Dec 17 2006, 03:25 AM
hehe...he soo deserved it...go wife!!
YoochunsGirl
Dec 17 2006, 09:42 AM
QUOTE(NicknamedEx @ Dec 16 2006, 08:08 PM) [snapback]4415990[/snapback]
this just proves that women are bad drivers... they don't even know there are airbags on both sides of the car.
no it proves men dont pay attention enough. she had taken the airbag out on the passengers side. not all cars let you do it but apparently her car does!
bubblepeach
Dec 17 2006, 12:16 PM
Puahahahha smart wife XDDD
I like this
happygirl2484
Dec 17 2006, 12:32 PM
lol haa taht doodoo head deserves it
^-^ pretty funny
enjsprite
Dec 17 2006, 09:51 PM
this is sick. she is going to get hurt too
i agree, that husband should X_X
tOasty
Dec 17 2006, 10:50 PM
Haha. Suckkker.
This remind me of that one episode of 'Heroes' when the cheerleader runs into the wall.
iDREAM?
Dec 17 2006, 11:30 PM
whoohoo! can i say girl-power?! rofls xP.
paradox^
Dec 18 2006, 05:23 PM
ahhahaha! That was great! The man totally deserved it.
ponkie
Dec 19 2006, 12:38 AM
I read this before, but it was the other way around. The wife was cheating.
I can imagine her with an evil smirk on her face when she says, "I got the airbags." 
Miss Bouakham
Dec 19 2006, 01:33 AM
this had me literally rolling on the ground
yulen
Dec 19 2006, 03:06 AM
hohoho..weird though, but it's funny..weird cause just like nicknamedex said there are two airbags in cars, in front of two seats...but it's funny that she decide not to say anything just throw him into a wall !!!
thanks..
smc0414
Dec 19 2006, 09:57 AM
i'd do the same..hehehe >:P
atlantis
Dec 19 2006, 10:21 AM
wahahahah OMG wad a smart woman
thanks for sharing
sunshine4ever
Dec 19 2006, 11:37 AM
seriously this story is hilarious...lol...
bAbystAr_jjUngg
Dec 20 2006, 12:44 AM
pwuhahahaha ohhh smarrttt woman! =D
cinnamoroll
Dec 20 2006, 03:48 AM
why is this so funny to me??? that's so horrible to do. XD
but this is just great.
oh why?
lil_3na
Dec 20 2006, 04:30 AM
Hahahah
What a gay husband!
If you even call that a husband!
Smart wife =b but also evil hahaha
ilovemesomekorean
Dec 20 2006, 04:59 AM
that's what he gets~ lol jk
or am i? hahaha jk...
KyOotKrnAng3l
Dec 20 2006, 12:32 PM
puhahaha aww... sucks for him. =D
jisoox012
Dec 20 2006, 01:05 PM
HAHA sweettt
wait, don't front passenger seats have airbags too..?
yoojini
Dec 20 2006, 02:30 PM
HELL YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!! "poor husband?" yeah, right. he deserved every bit of it.
iciclepop
Dec 20 2006, 04:17 PM
hahahahahaa... he deserves it...
JapaneseObesession
Dec 20 2006, 07:16 PM
HAH, eat that you conceited damned husband!! xD
chll51
Dec 20 2006, 07:32 PM
poor bastard deserves it. haha. hilarious joke
tengteng
Dec 20 2006, 08:54 PM
The husband deserves it.
hahaha
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