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heechullie
Everyone has not only a Zodiac horoscope, but they also have a Celtic one.

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Here's mine:

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The Willow:
You are discreet and sensitive, and know how to help others in a precise and efficient way. You love calm and peace and are a romantic at heart. Your creativity leads you to search out artistic environments, but you are determined and usually end up getting what you want. A tender, delicate partner would give you the material security you need. Prepare yourself for big changes this year, consider your options calmly and happiness will be yours.
mOmoITSUMO
The Service Tree

You are the last of the great romantics, your warmth and refinement are put to good use keeping the people around you happy and enthusiastic about your ideas. Passion is important to you, you enjoy the arts, and often find yourself in complex, delicate situations which you navigate without trouble. Born to be a diplomat of the highest order, you need a partner who lives up to your expectations. This will be a year of great change for you, during which you will be required to make difficult decisions. Make sure you think them through carefully.

that's soo me. =]
Smiley0.o
^we have the same one. lol

The Service Tree:
You are the last of the great romantics, your warmth and refinement are put to good use keeping the people around you happy and enthusiastic about your ideas. Passion is important to you, you enjoy the arts, and often find yourself in complex, delicate situations which you navigate without trouble. Born to be a diplomat of the highest order, you need a partner who lives up to your expectations. This will be a year of great change for you, during which you will be required to make difficult decisions. Make sure you think them through carefully.
clovermoi
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The Pine
You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of chaning things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.


hahaha
i'm not really a perfectionist though.
a year of discovery and new projects, and new important people in my life? ohmy.gif interesting!

chewy_cookie
The Cypress Tree
You are very natural with a spontaneous character, which suits your upbeat, humane nature. You can usually be found in the fresh air out in the countryside, and are very tolerant of others. Friends are extremely important to you, you expect them to very loyal and return your affection. Your perseverance knows no bounds and usually leads you to success. The ideal partner is very similar to you, who can give you the true love you want. You certainly want children, and this year will be a period of renewal. You may find yourself going through rough patches, but you will learn valuable lessons.
Carmen.
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The Hornbeam
You are a thinker, with a sharp sense of harmony who loves music. You natural charm means that you are never without a crowd of admirers, but your spiritual side means that you don't always make the most of this. You believe that if a job is worth doing, then it's worth doing well, which helps you in your social life as well as at work. A partner who shares your idealistic vision, but keeps your feet on the ground would be perfect. You love children, and this year will see a change in your character, while you lay the foundations for several long-term projects. It will be a good year for your bank balance.


Hmm. I guess.
Good year for my bank balance?

SCORE!

candydive.
OHHH!! I LIKE MINES =]

The Ash Tree
You are very intuitive and would make a marvellous teacher. Your wamth opens doors for you, and you are good at using your charm and grace to bring people round to your point of view. Time is on your side and will help you on your way to success. You need an original partner, someone who broke the mould and is able to put plenty of energy into seducing you. Looking into the future, you want a small family, which leaves you the freedom to do your own thing. This year will be a year when you take positive steps, start fruitful relationships which are made to last.
Lem.ure
The Nettle Tree

You have a fiery temperament and lead an exciting life, living by the mantra that she who dares, wins. Taking huge risks in the name of ambition, you travel far and wide, and also go through low periods, during which you count on your friends' support. A partner who is as restless as you would be ideal, so they can come with you on your journies and adventures. This will be a year of rapid change and renewal, and dynamic year of heartfelt action.





This is just re-writing the zodiac horoscopes.
OBSCURE Sin
The Fir Tree
You are remarkably intelligent, which will see you earning your living through intellectual activity. You are acutely aware that time is passing, and put a lot of effort into your appearance - no-one is going to see the ravages of time on this face! You have a clear idea of your own value, which means that you sometimes come across a little haughty or cold, which isn't the real you. Your ideal partner is warm and admiring, and as enthusiastic about children and family as you are. You will make many useful ties this year, which will see you deepening your knowledge and consolidating your skills.


harhar xD it's quite true though.
Classic Example
The Ash Tree

You are very intuitive and would make a marvellous teacher. Your wamth opens doors for you, and you are good at using your charm and grace to bring people round to your point of view. Time is on your side and will help you on your way to success. You need an original partner, someone who broke the mould and is able to put plenty of energy into seducing you. Looking into the future, you want a small family, which leaves you the freedom to do your own thing. This year will be a year when you take positive steps, start fruitful relationships which are made to last.

Is it just me, or is that totally NOT ME?
predator
The Pine Tree

You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of chaning things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.

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my sis thinks it sounds like me.
whoa. o.o
R.a.I.n
Lol...seems interesting =] hehe...

This is mines btw, :

The Chestnut Tree

You have a strong sense of intuition and know what you want from life, fighting injustice in all forms with energy and conviction. A a very giving character, you have a strong sense of responsibility and love the idea of a large family. Your determination has attracted you friends as well as enemies, so you need a partner with strong shoulders who can support you through thick and thin and appreciate your frankness. This year will see you coming to the end of several projects, dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's. Expect success in your family life.
DefinePerfection
oh cool. i never knew their was such thing as a celtic. shows just how slow i am. tongue.gif but mine says...

The Fir Tree
You are remarkably intelligent, which will see you earning your living through intellectual activity. You are acutely aware that time is passing, and put a lot of effort into your appearance - no-one is going to see the ravages of time on this face! You have a clear idea of your own value, which means that you sometimes come across a little haughty or cold, which isn't the real you. Your ideal partner is warm and admiring, and as enthusiastic about children and family as you are. You will make many useful ties this year, which will see you deepening your knowledge and consolidating your skills.

it's weird because this is so true and so me.
AdvEnt_StriFe
The Apple Tree :
You have a strong charcter and worldy pleasures are at the top of your priority list. You are a physical person, who loves to eat, drink and play outdoors. You are wise and diplomatic, always ready to pour oil on troubled waters. Relishing family life, you need a partner who is committed to you and ready to embark on exciting adventures. This will be a year in which you see your efforts bearing fruit, your relationships also look positive.

creepy o_0 but true blink.gif
rachellee39
The walnut tree
You are a private, deep person by nature, you pick things up quickly, and are capable of taking on complicated tasks. Your tact and intelligence support you when the going gets tough, and your mysterious charm have won you many friends and lovers. You love challenges, so the ideal partner needs to be dynamic and forward-thinking, you can't stand to be bored. This will be a year full of ambitious projects which will need lots of groundwork. The future is yours.


rotten_sherry
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THE POPLAR

You take pride in your appearance and always look your best. This superficial side of you works wonders when used with your intelligence and clarity, for you have a quick wit and critical mind which you put to good use. Learn to look on the bright side however, and your tenacity will bring you the success you dream of. You need a partner who knows how to make you laugh and take the focus off yourself. If you can take things less seriously, this will be a year of important personal and professional relationships.


Hmmm...let's see...the first sentence, true. The third one too... The second sentence, hmm....not really. The fourth sentence, however correct. The last sentence, hmm....am I that serious???

Thank you, Heechullie! You make me learn myself more... ^^



SG Fighting!
xxx
iced*chai.latte
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The Pine.
You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of chaning things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.


Haha? Cool I guess.
[[Rain]]
The LINDEN TREE:

You attract friendship and sympathy, and are always surrounded by friends who have a very positive effect on your life. Your social nature will open doors in many professions, but be careful not to spread yourself too thinly. Your generosity will save the day in delicate situations. An organised, tender partner with a great deal of common sense with help you to keep your feet on the ground. This year will see you go from strength to strength, and you will find yourself to be surprisingly resiliant. You will find stability in your private life.

eh ok lol
not that true but somewhat xD
HeffyEnd
The Walnut Tree
A private, deep person by nature, you pick things up quickly, and are capable of taking on complicated tasks. Your tact and intelligence support you when the going gets tough, and your mysterious charm have won you many friends and lovers. You love challenges, so the ideal partner needs to be dynamic and forward-thinking, you can't stand to be bored. This will be a year full of ambitious projects which will need lots of groundwork. The future is yours.
flavorshots
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The Poplar.

You take pride in your appearance and always look your best. This superficial side of you works wonders when used with your intelligence and clarity, for you have a quick wit and critical mind which you put to good use. Learn to look on the bright side however, and your tenacity will bring you the success you dream of. You need a partner who knows how to make you laugh and take the focus off yourself. If you can take things less seriously, this will be a year of important personal and professional relationships.


^ This is kinda true, except I do not take pride in my appearance. I don't have a quick wit either. Heh.
nutzzz
The HORNBEAM

You are a thinker, with a sharp sense of harmony who loves music. You natural charm means that you are never without a crowd of admirers, but your spiritual side means that you don't always make the most of this. You believe that if a job is worth doing, then it's worth doing well, which helps you in your social life as well as at work. A partner who shares your idealistic vision, but keeps your feet on the ground would be perfect. You love children, and this year will see a change in your character, while you lay the foundations for several long-term projects. It will be a good year for your bank balance.
Sw33t SiMPLiCiTy x3
no one has mine yet keke


THE ELM
You are open and sincere, and your directness fits perfectly with your sense of the aesthetic, for both yourself and the world around you. Your enthusiasm protects you from taking things too seriously, and you are very generous by nature. You have a very well-developed imagination and should try to use your creativity in your work. You can be charming when you want to be, and need a very attentive partner who is willing to lavish affection on you. This will be the year you take yourself in hand and start several new projects. The future looks bright.



^ thats kind of true for me ^__^
정유미
the Ash Tree

You are very intuitive and would make a marvellous teacher. Your wamth opens doors for you, and you are good at using your charm and grace to bring people round to your point of view. Time is on your side and will help you on your way to success. You need an original partner, someone who broke the mould and is able to put plenty of energy into seducing you. Looking into the future, you want a small family, which leaves you the freedom to do your own thing. This year will be a year when you take positive steps, start fruitful relationships which are made to last.

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most of it doesn't sound like me... xDDD interesting, though.. wink.gif
miss lisa
THE NETTLE TREE
You have a fiery temperament and lead an exciting life, living by the mantra that she who dares, wins. Taking huge risks in the name of ambition, you travel far and wide, and also go through low periods, during which you count on your friends' support. A partner who is as restless as you would be ideal, so they can come with you on your journies and adventures. This will be a year of rapid change and renewal, and dynamic year of heartfelt action.

mm..i guess this is somewhat like me?
Rosencrantz
You are discreet and sensitive, and know how to help others in a precise and efficient way. You love calm and peace and are a romantic at heart. Your creativity leads you to search out artistic environments, but you are determined and usually end up getting what you want. A tender, delicate partner would give you the material security you need. Prepare yourself for big changes this year, consider your options calmly and happiness will be yours.

True, but it's pretty much the same description for pisces
itrayya
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THE FIR TREE.

You are remarkably intelligent, which will see you earning your living through intellectual activity. You are acutely aware that time is passing, and put a lot of effort into your appearance - no-one is going to see the ravages of time on this face! You have a clear idea of your own value, which means that you sometimes come across a little haughty or cold, which isn't the real you. Your ideal partner is warm and admiring, and as enthusiastic about children and family as you are. You will make many useful ties this year, which will see you deepening your knowledge and consolidating your skills.


^^ STRAIGHT UP CORRECT HOMEY!!!

thanks.
i am a good person. and i do sometimes come off cold.
and i do love kids.
desperation.
Mine is..the Nettle Tree.. I like mine, which is true because I do like to travel a lot. :]
I don't agree with the partner. <<

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You have a fiery temperament and lead an exciting life, living by the mantra that she who dares, wins. Taking huge risks in the name of ambition, you travel far and wide, and also go through low periods, during which you count on your friends' support. A partner who is as restless as you would be ideal, so they can come with you on your journies and adventures. This will be a year of rapid change and renewal, and dynamic year of heartfelt action.
KEUREESELLE.
The Chestnut Tree
You have a strong sense of intuition and know what you want from life, fighting injustice in all forms with energy and conviction. A a very giving character, you have a strong sense of responsibility and love the idea of a large family. Your determination has attracted you friends as well as enemies, so you need a partner with strong shoulders who can support you through thick and thin and appreciate your frankness. This year will see you coming to the end of several projects, dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's. Expect success in your family life.

Wow, I actually like mine (:
Dedicate*
The Ash Tree

You are very intuitive and would make a marvellous teacher. Your wamth opens doors for you, and you are good at using your charm and grace to bring people round to your point of view. Time is on your side and will help you on your way to success. You need an original partner, someone who broke the mould and is able to put plenty of energy into seducing you. Looking into the future, you want a small family, which leaves you the freedom to do your own thing. This year will be a year when you take positive steps, start fruitful relationships which are made to last.





--Dedicate*
~ BunnyliciouS ~
Fig Tree

You have a stable, calm character, and the useful ability to make you own luck. Good things seem to come to you, you are very protective of the people around you, and have unbridled energy when it comes to achieving your goals and making your idea of hapiness real. You are often successful, and dream of a close family for which you need a fatherly partner who shares your ideas but knows how to live his own life. This will be a year of renewal, and positive professional activity. Your finances will stay healthy.


Yes... healthy finances.. I need that. lol
yoojini
The Linden Tree
You attract friendship and sympathy, and are always surrounded by friends who have a very positive effect on your life. Your social nature will open doors in many professions, but be careful not to spread yourself too thinly. Your generosity will save the day in delicate situations. An organised, tender partner with a great deal of common sense with help you to keep your feet on the ground. This year will see you go from strength to strength, and you will find yourself to be surprisingly resiliant. You will find stability in your private life.


I hope what they say about this year will be true.-.-
Bamidele
The Linden Tree

You attract friendship and sympathy, and are always surrounded by friends who have a very positive effect on your life. Your social nature will open doors in many professions, but be careful not to spread yourself too thinly. Your generosity will save the day in delicate situations. An organized, tender partner with a great deal of common sense with help you to keep your feet on the ground. This year will see you go from strength to strength, and you will find yourself to be surprisingly resilient. You will find stability in your private life.
crazyANDdelusional
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The Apple Tree

You have a strong charcter and worldy pleasures are at the top of your priority list. You are a physical person, who loves to eat, drink and play outdoors. You are wise and diplomatic, always ready to pour oil on troubled waters. Relishing family life, you need a partner who is committed to you and ready to embark on exciting adventures. This will be a year in which you see your efforts bearing fruit, your relationships also look positive.


This doesn't seem like me ._.
The only thing that I think is true is the part that says I like to eat. That's basically it.
Relationships look postive?! That's HILARIOUS. That'll NEVER happen.

oshirou
the nettle tree

You have a fiery temperament and lead an exciting life, living by the mantra that she who dares, wins. Taking huge risks in the name of ambition, you travel far and wide, and also go through low periods, during which you count on your friends' support. A partner who is as restless as you would be ideal, so they can come with you on your journies and adventures. This will be a year of rapid change and renewal, and dynamic year of heartfelt action.
cRoSsTaGe
The Poplar: You take pride in your appearance and always look your best. This superficial side of you works wonders when used with your intelligence and clarity, for you have a quick wit and critical mind which you put to good use. Learn to look on the bright side however, and your tenacity will bring you the success you dream of. You need a partner who knows how to make you laugh and take the focus off yourself. If you can take things less seriously, this will be a year of important personal and professional relationships

Sound kinda like me.
_smiLe
The Maple Tree
You are energetic and proud, and despite appearences, a strong character. You have plenty of common sense which keeps your feet on the ground, and helps you reach your objectives. You are ambitious and capable of doing great things, and need a partner who is able to leave you your independence and take a step back, for you don't like people treading on your toes. This year will be a year of progress, during which you set the wheels in motion on all fronts. You have every chance of success.


wow.. a successful year.. woot!!~
its kinda true.. yet kinda not true.. but i guess most things are like this anyway
thaks for the share!
fwnc_b!
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Fig Tree

You have a stable, calm character, and the useful ability to make you own luck. Good things seem to come to you, you are very protective of the people around you, and have unbridled energy when it comes to achieving your goals and making your idea of hapiness real. You are often successful, and dream of a close family for which you need a fatherly partner who shares your ideas but knows how to live his own life. This will be a year of renewal, and positive professional activity. Your finances will stay healthy.
Yes... healthy finances.. I need that. lol



Same as yours.. Are you a Saggi too?
girl3744
My Celtic Astrology sign: The Pine

You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of changing things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.

This is so true!
Nathalie
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The Poplar.

You take pride in your appearance and always look your best. This superficial side of you works wonders when used with your intelligence and clarity, for you have a quick wit and critical mind which you put to good use. Learn to look on the bright side however, and your tenacity will bring you the success you dream of. You need a partner who knows how to make you laugh and take the focus off yourself. If you can take things less seriously, this will be a year of important personal and professional relationships.


I think its true. I know alot about myself
L_O_V_E

the chestnut tree
You have a strong sense of intuition and know what you want from life, fighting injustice in all forms with energy and conviction. A a very giving character, you have a strong sense of responsibility and love the idea of a large family. Your determination has attracted you friends as well as enemies, so you need a partner with strong shoulders who can support you through thick and thin and appreciate your frankness. This year will see you coming to the end of several projects, dotting the 'i's and crossing the 't's. Expect success in your family life.

i like that phrase :]
tis a wonderful life
The Hazel Tree

You are quiet and discreet by nature, but scratch the surface and your charm and sharp intelligence attract more attention than you think. You are very persuasive and the people around you know that you can convince them of almost anything. Your tenacity will see you achieve your goals - sometimes stubborness can be a good thing. You also have a strong imagination, which means that you need a partner who appreciates your sense of fantasy. This year will see you take yourself in hand, taking good decisions which will lead to subtle, yet positive changes.

omg! this is totally me, every piece of it screams me! how interesting.
kirstiee
The Pine
You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of chaning things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.

hmm, i gues thats sort of like me, except for the perfectionist part, i'm definatly not that. acutaly maybe i am cause i do like things to be ... not perfect but .. yeaa okay thats me.
SsUaSmAmNy


You are open and sincere, and your directness fits perfectly with your sense
of the aesthetic, for both yourself and the world around you. Your enthusiasm
protects you from taking things too seriously, and you are very generous by nature.
You have a very well-developed imagination and should try to use your
creativity in your work. You can be charming when you want to be, and need a
very attentive partner who is willing to lavish affection on you. This will be the
year you take yourself in hand and start several new projects. The future looks bright.





I am open and sincere.
I have a well-developed imagination.
I do use it for creativity for my work.

Hopefully my future does look bright -___-;;;
j'adore DIOR.
The Pine
You are an idealistic perfectionist, who uses their head. You like to be in control of situations, and are usually capable of changing things for the better. A passionate nature leads you to unearth hidden truths, while you use your intuition to help others. You need your partner to be a calming influence, who can bring you security and comfort. This will be a year of discovery and new projects, prepare yourself to meet people who will be very important in your life.

This is...really, really accurate...o_o
lorxp
I'm also a Willow tree

"You are discreet and sensitive, and know how to help others in a precise and efficient way. You love calm and peace and are a romantic at heart. Your creativity leads you to search out artistic environments, but you are determined and usually end up getting what you want. A tender, delicate partner would give you the material security you need. Prepare yourself for big changes this year, consider your options calmly and happiness will be yours."

It's pretty accurate about me.
Faust
I'm also a:

Service Tree - You are the last of the great romantics, your warmth and refinement are put to good use keeping the people around you happy and enthusiastic about your ideas. Passion is important to you, you enjoy the arts, and often find yourself in complex, delicate situations which you navigate without trouble. Born to be a diplomat of the highest order, you need a partner who lives up to your expectations. This will be a year of great change for you, during which you will be required to make difficult decisions. Make sure you think them through carefully.
faded_x_memories
The Willow:

You are discreet and sensitive, and know how to help others in a precise and efficient way. You love calm and peace and are a romantic at heart. Your creativity leads you to search out artistic environments, but you are determined and usually end up getting what you want. A tender, delicate partner would give you the material security you need. Prepare yourself for big changes this year, consider your options calmly and happiness will be yours.

so true about it me. lol.
Hazy
QUOTE
The Fig Tree:

You have a stable, calm character, and the useful ability to make you own luck. Good things seem to come to you, you are very protective of the people around you, and have unbridled energy when it comes to achieving your goals and making your idea of hapiness real. You are often successful, and dream of a close family for which you need a fatherly partner who shares your ideas but knows how to live his own life. This will be a year of renewal, and positive professional activity. Your finances will stay healthy.





Good things seem to come to you? Sif! >_<
ichikawaii
QUOTE
the walnut tree
A private, deep person by nature, you pick things up quickly, and are capable of taking on complicated tasks. Your tact and intelligence support you when the going gets tough, and your mysterious charm have won you many friends and lovers. You love challenges, so the ideal partner needs to be dynamic and forward-thinking, you can't stand to be bored. This will be a year full of ambitious projects which will need lots of groundwork. The future is yours.


sounds true! kinda...
HAHA
Joanne0391
The Service Tree

You are the last of the great romantics, your warmth and refinement are put to good use keeping the people around you happy and enthusiastic about your ideas. Passion is important to you, you enjoy the arts, and often find yourself in complex, delicate situations which you navigate without trouble. Born to be a diplomat of the highest order, you need a partner who lives up to your expectations. This will be a year of great change for you, during which you will be required to make difficult decisions. Make sure you think them through carefully.

Somewhat true indeed... smile.gif
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