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Table of Content (post #1)
Animals
Disability
Family/Kids/Neighbors
Elderly
Dating/Relationship
Husband/Wife/Marriage/Affairs
Adults/Men/Women
Beyond Death
Life
Letters/Poems/Diaries
Picture
Food
Name
Game- Related
School
School Subjects
Political
Work/Occupation
Prison/Cops/Law
Religious-Related
Foreign
- Chinese
- Korean
- Vietnamese


Table of Content (List/Quote/Fun things to do): (post #2)
Pranks
Number List
Things to do (list)
Top Ten
What Kind/You know
Men and Women
Relationships
Quotes/Real Life sayings
List
Work
Math
Rule/Guides
Political
Random
Letters


Table of Content (post #3)
Anime
Articles
Chats
Fun things to do
Riddles


Joke Threads/Threads you can contribute:
Korean Jokes
Short Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Little Johnny Jokes
Chuck Norris Facts
Insults
Pick-Up Lines
Yo Momma jokes
Haikus
Tongue Twisters
Random/Wondering Questions?
lol moment

Animals
Wittle Wabbit
Misbehaving Guide Dog
Drugged up animal
Fat lady with a parrot
Good elephant
The parrot
The Rabbit and the Blonde
The otherside of th nile for mr bear
Dog vs Leopard
Dog Joke: Liver and Cheese
Three Tortoises
Taking the cat out
The bears
The talking dog
The accident (monkey)
The Zoo Mime
Farmer John and his chicks
The bear and rabbit
Little red riding hood
New rooster
Guy and his pet insect


Disability:
Blind jokes
Find the mistake in this joke
The Blindman and the mute
Blind Speeder



Family/Neighbors/Kids
Car or long hair?
Grandmother
Phone Call - Daddy is calling
Mom! I'm 15
The prostitute irish daughter
My son the Vet
Goodbye mother
50 year anniversary
Mircale weightloss
How I was born (chat room virus)
Four Catholic Ladies and their son
Various jokes (four high school friends, piano name, pencils)
Four High School Friends
Poor kid after xmas
Talking clock
Xmas gift from a Neighbor
Children at the dinner party
Farting is fun
Teenagers today
Dear Cousins
How to get a new car
Dirty joke and playing with God (kid joke)
Now who's naughtier?
Where does Poo come from?


Elderly
This little old lady's medicial problem
But you and I are wrong (old man with spread leg disease)
Becareful what you wish for.. old lady and wishes
Honk if you love Jesus a Grandma story
Grandma needs a pet
Grandma letter "JESUS BUMPER"
Grandma's Boyfriend
Getting the sample
Senior Moment


Dating and Relationships
Silver ladle
Half sister
Two italian virgins
The girl with no legs
One night stand, be careful
Farmer's Daughters start dating
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When girls don't put out
Sexual myths
My gf, her sister and I (condom in car)
Why condoms come in packs of 3,6 and 12?
Alternate way to explain Sex
Unfortunate prince
Ski trip


Husband/Wife/Marriages/Affairs
Would you remarry?
Husband's last stand
Woman ad the CIA
The caring wife
Two married couples
At the zoo *husband and wife*
0-200 in how many seconds?
The switch between a married man and woman
Dear Husband john
Would you remarry
Sick husband
My love.. a dying man makes his confession to his wife
The man who loved baked beans
Installing Husband 1.0
Mad Wife disease
Who's the boss? (guy panties)
Honey what's for dinner
Too tired
Six again
Spaghetti
Before you travel read this
Don't Fart In bed
Steve's hangover
A very good example of miscommunication
Things could be worse
Death Wish
Daddy's Last Request
True Love


Adults/Men/Women
Situational awareness
Why men should ALWAYS listen to women
Man and woman sleeping compartment
Jokes for the ladies
Never underestimated a woman
Male and Female poems
Store that sells husbands
Multiple choice for men
But what gender is a computer?
Never argue with a woman who can read
Hand job
Women are crazy but smart
The supermarket and the single lady
To every woman who has ever used a public bathroom
Bra jokes
New weightloss program
Fred and Martha
Driver liscene tell all
Turner Brown and the guy in the elevator
Who beats a princess?
Bowel's Problem and the drunk
Pregnant Lady Case
3 men stranded on an island
Jim and Edna: Two mental people
Tandem Story
Not my drink
Fruits can be deadly
The magical pool
The Watch
Four quarters
Bus of ugly people
Girl's Night Out
The Grill (man and woman)
A trip to the genelogist
How to keep a man away from your woman
The Gift
Ok, ok!
Clever Analogy
The man asked the nurse
Yankees vs Southerners
Ghost Story?


Beyond Death
Baseball in Heaven
3 men died and went to heaven.. a bunch of them
Bill Gate and beyond death
>> senator one
A feast for two in heaven
When Forest Gump went to heaven
A walk around heaven
Xmas eve (heaven jokes)
Eminem joke with the devil


Life/Life Story
Creation (dog)
Life cycle reversed
Don't Litter, it kills
Explanation of a Human Life
We know each other very well so..
The life story of the Philsbury Doughboy
Story of the Grim Reaper


Letters/Poems/Diaries
Letter from the son to the dad and the FBI
A Thank letter from an old lady
(LONG) Letter to the Editor and Response
Letter to the Boss
Letter from a Redneck Mom to Son
Dear Dad ..
Farewell
Winter Diary
A Love Poem
The great texan chili taste
My favorite things Julie Andrews 69th bday
They walk among us
High school reunion


Picture Story/Story
Picture story: Bush and Power Rangers
Valentines Picture Story
One Brow Zilla
Tomo's Gun


Food
Food is bad
Water or coke?
Jokes from Comedy Central (redneck, food, political)

Names
hairy butt crack (mansion and cat)
Angry trouble and fu
Shut up, Manner, and Poo
Name change (hollywood Richard van dyke)
Problem name (ICU)
Bubba and arseholes


Game-Related (sports/video games)
Game jerks
INteresting child custody (red sox not beat anyone)
Kingdom Hearts joke
Harvest Moon
SSX rule


School-Related
Questions in the Principal office
Funny teacher (use other arm)
Next time your late for finals..
History Lessons: Who said what?
Education these days (little girls and their lipstick story)
The world accoding to Student Bloopers
Cowboy Boots
You can raed tihs
Elementary jokes.. or are they? (shark and frog)
Final exam
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Three Little Pigs (school kids)
Number story (school joke)
Remember this future vets

School Subjects (Math, Music, Chem etc)
Chemistry Jokes
>>> more chem jokes
Ah- Hell (Chem story)
A Great Choice for Enginneer students
Problems with Math - Catholic style
Long math joke
3 scientists
Fancy smancy english
Mozart decomposing


Political
Moral Question in a Flood
Gov't Recipe
Politics
Japanese Prime Minister and Bill Clinton
Welcome to the Republican party
Bush pictures/jokes
Lie Clocks
Tradgety (bush)
High tech bar
Presidents and the Titanic
Jokes from Comedy Central (redneck, food, political)


Occupation/Work Related
Lawyer Jokes
Business Joke
S.H.I.T Employee training
Random jokes (office, love)
An advice for the working people and takin exams
Lawyer vs Sheiff
Lawyers should be careful of their witnesses
Dead donkey raffle
You can't beat buttkissing
AT&T service story
Train conductor
Boss has to fire someone
Taking offense
Taxi driver
Who is working?
Sherlock and watson camping trip
Two Hunters
The place is on the couch
Final approach (airplance stewdress)
Why you shouldn't use your cell phone in the bathroom
How to get your job back
Through The Eyes Of The Military.

Prison/Cops/Law
Giving up on drugs
The forgiving prisoners
On the way to prison..
Designated driver
Ghost Car
Smart Speeding Driver
Florida state trooper


Religious-Related
New Priest with Vodka Instruction
A priest please!
So what is God?
The Four Monks and the Priest
In the beginning .. Satan.. fattening things up
The pope and the chinese
Where's God?
** Why Satan hates Jesus
The Atheist
Painting nuns
The devil's joke
Ah Pek and the Pope
Donkey story


Foreign
How to spell Mississippi Italian style
The two irishmen and the bird shop
Will Smith and his korean friend
Indian Weather
Nelson Mandela
Four guys jumping of from the airplane (duffle bag - parachute)
KOrean version of a scary joke
Austrailian insenstitivity
Made in Japan
Euro English
Damn these fly!

Chinese jokes
You're sexy (canto joke)
Misunderstanding (annie wan)
Asian man and American talking
Supplies not surprise
Chinese bar
Something about Chinese series
Learn Chinese
Korean Joke thread

Vietnamese Jokes
Vietnamse English problem
Vietnamese name

Pranks
eBay Powerbook Prank
Best Buy prank
consumer fake thumbdrive
Airport pranks
A bad day.. JACK@SS
Debt Caller Pranked by Judge Judy


Number List
5 reasons you should date your gf's mom
5 True things about asians
5 reasons why online relationships are great
5 important lessons to learn
8 signs you have nothing to do at work
9 reasons it's better to be evil
9 types of bf
9 types of gf
10 Excuses to sleep on the job
10 wackiest street names in the US
10 reasons to not jog
10 things men know about women
10 ways to freak out your roommate
12 types of women
15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman
16 things it takes 50 years to learn
17 ways to maintaina healthy lifetstyle
25 facts of life
28 rules of manhood
32 reasons why cookie dough is better than men
50 things you learn from a Korean drama
88 ways to know your chinese
86 signs you're vietnamese


Things to Do (list)
101 things to do in the bathroom
Fun things to do during a Holy Sermon
How to deal with telemarketers
How to annoy people
Ways to freak people out on the elevator
What not to say to an interview
If someone sits next to you
How to Identify where drivers are from
Why our lives should be like a Korean Drama
50 fun things to do during an exam
32 ways to tick people off
Things not to say to a cop
101 ways to annoy someone
What happen to bored husbands in walmart
What it takes to be a walmart greeter
Things you learn from video games
Things I learned from my Mom
ASIANS

Top List
Top 7 Funny Names
Top 10 thing to say about a Xmas gift you don't like
Top 10 thing not to say to your new gf's parents
Top 10 things you don't want to hear from your real estate agent when you go to settlement on your new house
Top 10 things a guy would do if they woke up and had a Vagina for the day
Top 10 rejection lines and their meanings
Top 10 excuses for being late to school


What kind/You know
What kind of asian are you?
You're a 90s kid if ..
You know you're a 90s kid when
You know you're from Chicago if..
You know you're from ______
You know when you're a computer addict when..
You know when you live in 2006 when..
You know you're filipino when..
You know when you're black when
How to know if you're korean/chinese etc
You know you're addicted to coffee when..
Signs you're at a geek wedding
Signs you watch too much tv
You're so ____
What it takes to be a walmart greeter
Changin the letters around to make..
Letters rearranged
The real meanings of names
Type of Marketing
Different Kinds of Virus
Changing light bulbs
You know when you're in college


Men and Women
Geography of a Man and Woman
If Girls were like computers
Dictionary for Women
Words women use and what they mean
Sex calories
Why Men are happier
Because I'm a Man
Friendship between men and friendship between women
How to shower like a man and a woman
Facts of men and woman
Fate of hot guys
If men ruled the world/greetings you'll never see
Female or shemale
Female Comebacks
Men are like..
Advantages to being a woman
Advantages to being a man
Rules for girls
Great things about being a Guy
Why men die first
52 reasons why beer > woman
A Cynical View of Marriage


Relationships (family, dating, marriage)
If you date my daughter
A Cynical View of Marriage
Funny side of marriage
Lust vs marriage
True friendship
Mothers in History
Friends and Best Friends
Moving from Friend to Boyfriend category
Dating vs marriage


Quotes/Real sayings
Funny quotes Mike Tyson
The OFFICE (TV show) quotes
Dumbest Things ever said
Funny Classroom quotes
Useful quotes
Clever sayings
Family freud actual answers
Love quotes
Homer Simpson quotes
Actual Answering Machine Messages
Kids thinking really quickly
What's love
Popular expressions
Children's Books that never made it
2006 Headlines
Kids at church
Pappu's wisdom
Funny real answers
Travel Agent Stories
What is globalization?
Stupid people stories
Dog philosophy
The past and the present
Dirty Golf sayings
Muthu Oh Muthu
Authentic Bush Quotes
What Naruto Characters wouldn't say


List:
A list of great websites
Hotel Signs
Funny sigsn around the world
chinese Proverbs
chinese Proverbs
Children's Book you'll never see
Condom slogans
Clever ways to say Happy Birthday
Graffi
Farting personality
The poopie list
Redneck medical terms
Washroom Graffiti
Rules to being an Overlord
Universal truths
Funny instructions
Only in America..
Dinner Dilemma
Fun horoscope
Something about chinese series
ABC's of EX girlfriends
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly


Work- Related
CV of the year
New Employee Handbook
Disorder in the American Court
Balls
Prison better than work?
Why atlethics can't get real jobs
Beware of Cheap Airlines
Programming languages are like cars


Math-Related
Life's math
Santa Claus: An engineer's perspective
Math for the year of the pig


Rules/Guides
New FDA Alcohol Warnings
Fumbler's Rule of Grammar
Simple Guide to Religion
Thou shall not ..
Unavoidable Laws
Murphy's Lesser-known Laws


Political
Humor of Ronald Regean
Politics explained


Random
Random/Wondering Questions?
Random Facts 1
64 random facts
Three thoughts
Random lines
Word Play

Letters
Stupid parents and their letter of absence to the school
If santa answered his mail honestly
Message from Bin Laden
Miscommunication Memo
Thanks to you all (letter)
TO ALL INCOMING FRESHMEN
Letter to Grams
The Perfect Man poem
A great love poem

Hip Hop High (how high school is like with all the Hip Hop artist)
Lessons in life

Anime
Death note surname backwards
Naruto's Experience (GIF)


ARTICLES/Written Stuff
The Wedding: One you would never forget
What happen to bored husbands in walmart
Marketing Flops
Marketing and Misunderstanding in different countries
Cat gave birth to a mouse-kitten?
Utah School books the wrong Jon Stewart
Urgent Medical discovery
CORK radio station
What would tyler durden do?
College appliciation essay by anon
My job resume
Diary of a Cat and Diary of a Dog
Newspaper Classified
Teen Suicide (kthxbai)
Worst analogies ever written
Job applications
Health Q&A
College appliciation essay by anon
Gundam Fanfic
MORE Question and ANswer
Adult to 12 years old
Best alarm clock ever
An essay on canto slang
All he wanted was some penguins
CV of the year
The most ridiculous sucessful lawsuits in USA
Funny science test mistakes
New Math test
Kimchi crew wiki
Indian chap replying to a matrimonial ad..
300 article story
Irish Bookie Loses On The Wrong Al Gore



Chats/Blogs
Smarter child chat
Evil Monkey and the aimchat with bot
Random convos
AIM convo
MIRC chat
Talk to God Online
My first love
King Triton And Ariel Livejournal


Fun Things To Do/Websites
Programmers or serial killer?
Google sexist?
I decided to click on this thread
Smile swf
Sense experiment
Weird Word
Price of Soompi
Entertaining sites
Something.com
Being asian in america
Things to do when you're bored
Psychology quiz
Can you pass kindergarden
OST to your own movie
Badger Badger Badger
Intellectual Whores
Impossible quiz
Google up the Moon
Which one is the Girl?
Are you dumb?
Press the Red button
Alex Chiu site
Make George bush dance
I can has cheeeburger
Funny italian english
Maddox site
Simeon Magic
Clickage game
Google this!
How much do you cost?
Zombo.com
DAnte Inferno test
Whack your boss
Cute game site
Popping bubble wrap online
Cross the river
Hardest online riddle
Can you pass this test?
Fun visual profile
How many yoyos can you find
Can you pass kindergarden
MSN bots
Fun with names
Secretfate.com
Magic Gopher
Reflex test
How smart you really are..
Engrish
Soup toys
How will you be defined in the Dictionary
Sloganizer
American Dad Vs Family Guy
All look the same (asian test)
Crazy Dots
Sofa Rulers
I like you
Mogu Mogu Ice cream game
Brain Test are you mentally alert?
Cute Animal Quiz
IQ Test
How Dumb are you?
Bloon



Riddles
Cute riddles with answers
Are you the weakest link? 4 common sense questions
What's cold, but hot..
Riddle Quiz
Water riddle
Room riddle
Lightbulbs and switches
Which one doesn't belong?
Shot riddle
Do you have the mind of the psychopath
Hotel Riddle
Break the code
The next number is 2000, why?
Another riddle
Write your exact weight
Riddle that will make your brain hurt
When is Dawn?
Elf + Elf
How to get the ball out of the pipe?
Two riddles
Family relation
A few random riddles
3 piggies and a river
Tall as a building
Bus driver
12 cherries
Short riddle
John skydiving riddle
Simple family riddle
Brain teaser
Math teaser brain jokes
Split down the middle

oo~~ this is really good ^^
i can actually find the joke i wanted to show my friend without having to go through all the pages~~
thanks for this ^^

These are very funny thank you for posting em up ^^
Gotta tell me frds this ^^

is the official korean joke thread there?
i think i saw it here on soompi
and i thought it was pinned
but i cant find it >.<

thanks for the compilation. must ahve been hard on you !! thanks