Hm... I used to have a really weird voice mail message. :)
It was when I first got my new phone and I was testing it out and kept it for a while.
It was just be like singing 'Nanananana~' and I had some pretty funny responses to it...
But then I didn't really want to have such a weird voice mail incase someone 'more formal' I guess, called so... o_____o
Now it's just a default, it's very boring. I need new ideas~ :P

Yah, it's just kimchi hana. .____.

I deleted my TOP rapping of Lies. T______T

"Hi, i can't answer you rite now, please leave a message after the beep....... BEEP"
lol... i wanna change it to somewhat a song..
but im scared my parents will kill me for that...

"Hey, sorry I'm not picking up.
I'm probably busy or not near the phone.
Please leave your name, number and message
and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks."

I sound very cutsy...And my voicemail is awfully formal.
But my boss and managers ocassionally call me for schedule purposes.
So I have to keep my voicemail clean and professional.

a voice operator that says this person ____(my name) is not available.
please leave a message after the tone. *beep*

lmao i have made many enemies b.c of my voicemail ;;

"Hello? hello??~ who is this? hello???!!!!!" ......"Please leave a message after the tone. *beep*"

I got a new phone a couple of months ago and still haven't set up my voice mail.

Sorry , the subscriber is unavailable , your number will be sent my sms .

Something like that . I think a fee is charged for voice-mail messages here .

lmaoooooo



me and my friends made pig snorts into the phone for a full 2 minutes

it used to be my best friend singing a song. he has an amazing voice (:
now when someone calls they just hear us arguing over nonsense.

I don't really have one, since there's fees and stuff to receive the mail and all that.
My friend's one is about ninja's... O_O It was so freaky, some ninja talk, I honestly got scared.

"you know me? how you know me? i know you? you know i know you know me?"
all this said in the typical asian accent.

"The number you have called is not available. Please leave a message after the tone, or press 2 to for more options." -operator
I've been wanting to record my own personal one, but i never get to it. >_<

Mine is similar to yours but mine goes, "Hello? hello?... wait hold up........................" I put in a medium long pause at the end lol.. my cousin still falls for it xD

Mine's pretty simple:
"Hey this is (name), sorry I can't get to the phone but leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

I know it's crummy but it sounds cute haha, I don't know why but the closer I got to the ending, the more of a sing-songy voice I did lol. My best friend has something like "Hellooooo? (pause) Hey whats up! (pause) Cool! Wellllll, I'm not here but leave a message!" It got me about 8239 times before I started catching it haha

Hahaha, that is funny.

My friend used to have one of those that goes, "Hello... Yeah? -Pause-"
And our school went on a trip to Washington D.C. and everytime his dad would call him he'd fall for it.
Eventually he got really mad and told him if he doesn't change his voice-mail he's going to be grounded.
Hahahahaha.

Good morning or good evening; you've reached Nicole [my last name]. I am unavailable to answer your call, but if you would leave your name, purpose, and most convenient contact number, I will reach you as soon as time permits, or in an hour reasonable for conversation. Thank you.



that's righhhh'

"hey its vikky, i cant find my phone right now so leave a msg. *click"

OPERATOR: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE
TO PAGE PRESS ONE. beeeeeeeeep.


usually when i dont pick up, i seriously cant find my phone. d:

I have the regular default voice message. I'm too lazy to set up my own. -__-;;

ive never recorded my own before lol cause my voice is freakin ugly :x

You have reached (number here). Leave your message after the tone.

my friend Usagi saying

Usagi:hey this is Eli's voicemail she's kinda busy stalking JaeJoong. If this is Micky NO YOU CAN NOT TAKE HER TO THE CASTLE! and if this is Dolphin Boy (Junsu) We'll pray to you later! okay BYE!

all of it r inside jokes.

my old one was "This becky from pizza hut"

haha

"Please only leave a message if it's important otherwise don't bother."

I know it may sound rude but I've had people leave messages on my phone who I don't even know. It's annoying since I'm not on a plan.

Mine used to be something like me telling them to leave a message and i'll return it when i can and if i don't i probably hate them hahaha but then of course i said i was joking. i don't know, it was stupid baha. Now it's just something like "Heyy it's Megan [my last name] ^^ Sorry I couldn't answer right now, please leave me a message!"... and everyone who calls and leaves a message if they've never heard me talk on the phone before is always like "Geez Megan, you sound like such a little kid hahahaha ... anyways i was calling because .. [insert rest of message]" >__<

mine is:
"NANANANANANANANNANANANA"
=P

jk,
mine is the formal: "Hey this is Grace, leave a voicemail and ill get back to you as soon as possible"
i want another one, but my voice sounds horrifyingly like a guy on the phone.. -.-

Ever since I got this really creepy/weird call (most likely a prank call kinda thing), I changed mine to the default boring one.. The one that just says, "Hello, you've reached (phone # here), please leave a message... blah blah blah." =P And I also get calls from people other than friends and family (like the doctor), so I don't want to put anything too stupid, hahaha.

Me singing UMBRELLA. I had it in the summer and keep forgetting to change it...

Everyone knows me by two different names (work friends, school friends, family) so I just have the default one.

As soon as I have time I'm using this one:
Dr. Crane isn't in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message. (the actual clip from the Batman movie)

I really like this one:
Welcome to ---'s house of DoReMi, leave your message after the Mi. Doo reee miii

Hahaha, Do-re-mi.

LOL some of your voicemails are funny x)
Mine is just the default one with the machine saying: "Hello. (my name here) is unavailable/busy at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone"

my one is pretty stupid but i havent had time to change it yet.. =]

"hello?!! HELLLOOO!!? **pause** AHAHAHAHAH!! you've reached voicemail dummies.. leave a message and i will get back to you when i feel like it. LOVE YAH!"

stupid carriers here dont allow us to have songs or stuff as voicemail msgs.. if they did i wouldve put the one linda chung had in heart of greed with raymond lam in it a long time ago (hk drama) >____<

mine so boring its
"hey its vickie, leave me a message and i'll call you back"

"Hello? ................................................" -Please Leave A Message After The Tone-

Mine's so boring.

"Hi, this is ME. Leave your number and message. Thanks."

And then at work, it's all complicated:

"Hello, you've reached ME at the Office of Institutional Compliance. I am not available but please leave your message, name, and number and I'll call you back. THANKS!"

It takes a while for me to make voice messages. I don't know how to change the one on my cell. Haha, I want to change it to the "Hello...yeah?" like mentioned before. That made me laugh. Haha!

Mine used to be just "Hello?", but then people were pissed off so I changed it to "Hey I'm not here right now, leave a message."

just the default "Hello, you've reached..____" blah blah blah.

I'm too lazy to change it, but I think I'll change it to a song sooon. (:

Mine is default but here are some funny ones from a web post:

Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers...

Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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Thanks for calling the Suicide Hotline. At the tone, your telephone will explode, sending fragments of metal and plastic deep into your brain....
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[VOICE 1] Answer the phone, please, Hal.
[VOICE 2] I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
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[For Shakespeare lovers only] So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange...mother...unicorn...penis. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.
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I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
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Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
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Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
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This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
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Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
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You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
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Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

^ LOL. i am so using the "NOW" one

It USED to be:
"If you`re wondering where I`m at, call a psychic. If you`re too lazy to do that, leave a message. And if you`re important enough, I`ll call back. Might, just might."

But now.
I simply go:
"The lady talks a lot, dontcha` think?"

Because,
There`s this annoying lady that goes 'press 1 for more option, to leave a message BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH'

XD

currently:
"hi, you've reached the voicemail of Nerissa,
sorry i can't get to my phone right now,
so please leave a message and i'll get
back to you as soon as i can"
(borrrinnggg, cuz i was job hunting)




in the past:
(low music in the background)
"hello? hello?
helloooo??
*pause, music still playing*
.
.
.
.
.
.
you've reached the voicemail of nerissa,
leave a message and i'll get back to you"
(lol, ppl got pissed got they got faked out when they called)

a girl begins to talk claiming its her phone "hi this is _____, i'm not here right now please leave your name and number" and everyone happens to callagain thinking they got the wrong number

hey this is jackie you know what to do!!`

"i'm not here right now. leave a message! " pretty blah but i got nothing better.

Leeteuk [SUJU] singing "Two of Us"

yeahhh, it's been like that for a month I think..

Mine's automated. ...It's just "You have reached the voicemail box of [myname]."

Hahaha, I loved one of my friend's voice mail. It was him beat boxing and singing 'Last Night' by P. Diddy. Haha, just the way he did it makes me laugh.

"Hey what's up? OH! Hey I have something to tell you..
you wanna hear it? Okay...

WAIT!

You really wanna hear it? you ready?

Wait....

wait

wait

wait

wait

wait...

I'm not here right now, so leave a message."

HAA

well i don't own one unfortunately but my brother has one and it goes like:
"Hello? what? I can't hear you. Speak louder. i still can't hear you! probably because...I'm not here right now so leave a message and i'll try to get back to you ASAP"

i personally fell for that many times before and my dad called him and my dad was soooo pissed.

mine is totally randomly made, i was a rather bored lol...
Annyeong!!! If your korean and your hot then please do leave a msg, but if your not then... *i then blow a rasberry into the phone lol*

Hehehe!!!

LOL I'm gonna use these

lol, i dont even know how to record voice mail message
but i love to hear others (: