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inej

Dec 24 2007, 04:52 PM

Hahhaha my friend found this & sent it to me on aim and I thought it was funnyy.
Sorry if there is already a thread on this .. if there is then feel free to close this one =)

I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the
counter and, she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute, " and walked to the door and
locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse,
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked,
"Do these excite you?"
Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a
desk.
"Well, come on, " she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I
said, "I sure did, " and held up my thumb to show her.

cheenq

Dec 24 2007, 05:10 PM

LOL that was funny, thanks for sharing!!

x0_saturn_0x

Dec 24 2007, 05:39 PM

LOL!!
those two are both stupid XDD
funny stuff

irkou

Dec 24 2007, 05:45 PM

LOL! i wish this could happen to me in real life! hilarious!!!

RawrDesu

Dec 24 2007, 10:20 PM

LMAO pwneddddd! i could imagine the girl's expression! she'll be like "....=O!!!"

Donghae4ever

Dec 24 2007, 10:29 PM

LMAO that was hilarious! made my day hahaha

Ddong

Dec 24 2007, 10:32 PM

Kudos to you. I laughed

Merry Christmas!

boballay

Dec 24 2007, 11:40 PM

Hahahah, I remember reading this!
Still makes me laugh XD

yukiya88

Dec 25 2007, 12:57 AM

That was funny xD;;

Merry Christmas!

PINKXDREAMER

Dec 25 2007, 03:20 AM

ahahahahha that was funny.

strawberry_yum

Dec 25 2007, 03:33 AM

hahahaha good one!
thanks for sharing

Carmen.

Dec 25 2007, 01:21 PM

LOL.

How stupid of them both!

simplirain

Dec 25 2007, 03:51 PM

And he's sixteen? Wow.

Merry x'mas. x]

x T H U Y

Dec 25 2007, 04:18 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLL!
HAHHAHAA, POOR WOMAN.
Maybe she was horny.

c_gunawan541

Dec 25 2007, 05:53 PM

ROFLMAO....this joke is dirty but HILARIOUS.
OMG.....i'm cracking up like hell, that boy is so dumb....hahahaha...

---Caroline

inconnuu

Dec 25 2007, 09:26 PM

rofl, I hope that woman gets pregnant. Seriously.

soliloquy!

Dec 25 2007, 09:48 PM

LMAO. Freaking idiot.

kaede_017

Dec 26 2007, 06:16 AM

that was hilarious..
how dumb could they be..

Saebin :D

Dec 27 2007, 12:29 AM

QUOTE (x T H U Y @ Dec 26 2007, 06:18 AM)

LOLLLLLLLLLLL!
HAHHAHAA, POOR WOMAN.
Maybe she was horny.

hahahaha!
yeah

kind of expected it

pandapplejoyce

Dec 27 2007, 01:29 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAHAHA, nice.
He's stupid! (:

belle_kd1413

Dec 27 2007, 01:38 AM

ahahah!
lady .... would be like *dead* by now. ahaha!

lumiyooni

Dec 27 2007, 11:02 AM

......................lol xD bad demonstration i guess

AMIbunny

Dec 27 2007, 01:31 PM

HILARIOUS!!!! lol that lady sure is stupid...and desperate LOL

joolee.

Dec 27 2007, 02:47 PM

HAHAHAHA!! Oh man.

xnjcx2008

Dec 27 2007, 05:49 PM

lol some people have all the luck in the world....

QUOTE

I could
no longer hold back and..........POW

That's gross.

EchoOff

Dec 28 2007, 11:13 PM

LOL!!!!
He's so naive...
& he was going to have sex?

souljunkie

Dec 28 2007, 11:34 PM

oh kids...

alena_thao

Dec 28 2007, 11:44 PM

WHAT THE HECK??!!
LMAOO!!
wow! sucks for her if she gets pregnant! xD

THAT--GIRL

Dec 29 2007, 12:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHAAH
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SUCKS FOR HER!

hannuhh

Dec 29 2007, 06:19 PM

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

they should put this in a movie or something

MaNG0BaBY

Dec 30 2007, 01:18 AM

roflmao this totally lit up my night!

thanks for this!! haha

x BABY 814

Dec 30 2007, 02:50 AM

LOL. both of them are dumb xDd.

ShInHwAcHaNgJoTM

Dec 30 2007, 02:52 AM

Oh~
XD
PWND
That sux for her~

x SaRaNg HaE x

Dec 30 2007, 02:52 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PWNAGE!!!!!!

mohico

Dec 30 2007, 06:44 AM

LOLx hahahahaha funny
made me smile with this one XDD

stoked!

Dec 30 2007, 06:58 AM

oh poop.
haha. that was funny. >D

JFaith

Dec 30 2007, 12:27 PM

... He's really not all that bright. XD Wasn't expecting that.

chineseduckling

Dec 30 2007, 03:24 PM

hahahaha sucks for the lady.

ayadaokin

Dec 30 2007, 03:35 PM

LMFAOOO
i wonder how old the girl was.
POOR WOMAN!!

ladyyehse

Dec 30 2007, 08:09 PM

LOL! PWNDDDD

but thats kinda stupid. condoms are for d*cks.

lime_shadow

Dec 31 2007, 12:23 AM

Ohhh man. Imagine explaining that to the kid.

blueserin

Dec 31 2007, 12:35 AM

That lady must be a bimbo..
LOL!!

Apple.Mint

Dec 31 2007, 02:24 AM

Rofl
wow
that was..hilariously stupid
hahaha freaking lady, she just wanted to get some

cadenn

Dec 31 2007, 02:33 AM

LOL Thats really jokes
I wonder if that was actually real XD that'd be even more funnier

SuusanKim

Dec 31 2007, 04:35 AM

im not sure i get it... -.-

peanutbutterox

Dec 31 2007, 08:10 AM

OMG! that was so stupidly hilarious!

Louise89

Dec 31 2007, 11:17 AM

LOL!!! that was soo.... ahahahahahaahahahahaha+++

x f l y `

Dec 31 2007, 03:52 PM

took us awhile to get it o--o
so he did da dirty wif her but da condom was on his thumb?

-tea&lisa

xinf1nityxl0v3x

Dec 31 2007, 08:19 PM

OMG LOL! serves the lady right for not mentioning where to put it.. lol

AznBetty

Jan 1 2008, 02:06 AM

lmaooo!! hahaha. good job.

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