chery
Mar 13 2008, 11:33 AM
This is a joke of a couple.
The husband thought that his wife might be cheating on him.
But he had no proof.
So he goes to his best buddy and asks him for advise.
His friend tells him to put a bowl of milk under the bed, and attach a metal stick right on top of the milk.
(like fishing)
If the wife goes into the bedroom and sits on the bed, the metal stick will go down into the bowl of milk.
So the husband can know if she is cheating...
The next day:
After his wife left the house for some shopping, he prepared what his buddy has told him.
...
When he got home from work, he asked his wife what she did all day.
''Oh nothing, I went to shopping, then watch tv... '' says the wife.
Not believing in her, the husband goes into the bedroom, bends down to check the metal stick, only to find....
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A bowl of BUTTER!
heartxbroadcast
Mar 13 2008, 12:38 PM
LOL. wow. took me a little while to get..
f2ts
Mar 13 2008, 01:16 PM
i think. i get it... still sure tho???
x kawachi x
Mar 13 2008, 01:24 PM
i don't get it ...
hungrycollegeboy
Mar 13 2008, 01:24 PM
OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The friggin milk turned into butter!!!
:)tina
Mar 13 2008, 01:26 PM
QUOTE (hungrycollegeboy @ Mar 13 2008, 02:24 PM)

OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The friggin milk turned into butter!!!

Lol, I laughed more when I saw your comment.
dorkyxninja
Mar 13 2008, 01:59 PM
kind of distubing ahaha
xiuieee
Mar 13 2008, 02:43 PM
omg.....how many times did they do it????? gosh.....
L.Li-style
Mar 13 2008, 03:53 PM
i read all the comments but i still don't get it.
SilentSpectre
Mar 13 2008, 04:00 PM
QUOTE (L.Li-style @ Mar 13 2008, 01:53 PM)

i read all the comments but i still don't get it.
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!
Anyways to answer your question, when you churn milk, it turns to butter. The metal stick moved every time his wife um....bow chikka wow wow-ed...with another guy. So it turned the milk to butter! Ta-da!
rufflezz
Mar 13 2008, 04:02 PM
LOLOLOL. That's so digusting XD!! Milk turns into butter.. omgomg LOL
Trishyang248
Mar 13 2008, 04:06 PM
omg that was funny...lol....wow butter?....
L.Li-style
Mar 13 2008, 04:06 PM
wahhhttt??? ok. i don't mind if you call me stupid. I know the whole "messing around" thing with the wife and man but I don't get..the butter part...How does moving a metal stick around make milk into butter? o.0?!///
comcis
Mar 13 2008, 04:52 PM
it's funny

the husband must be speechless at what he saw lol
iwanabiggal0lly
Mar 13 2008, 05:02 PM
QUOTE (L.Li-style @ Mar 13 2008, 03:06 PM)

wahhhttt??? ok. i don't mind if you call me stupid. I know the whole "messing around" thing with the wife and man but I don't get..the butter part...How does moving a metal stick around make milk into butter? o.0?!///
^Don't think too much, just know churning milk will make butter.
ROFL. Good one. Sucks for the husband, at least he has butter.
KristyS
Mar 13 2008, 05:07 PM
Oh my, oh my. I can't believe that i actually kind of understand what's going on.lol.
DEEJAY*KAT
Mar 13 2008, 05:32 PM
omg.. wow. HAHAHAHAHA~
it turned into butter. thats like...crazy! LOL
Nancii
Mar 13 2008, 06:10 PM
I was like huh? at first,
but thanks for clearing things up lol
*.:StarryEyeSurprise:.*
Mar 13 2008, 06:31 PM
LMFAOOOO
i got if after like 3 seconds (I'm slow)
hahahhaha
Azn_princess
Mar 13 2008, 06:44 PM
That took me a while. but WHOOOOH.
aahaaha
--keemii.
mizzxangie
Mar 13 2008, 07:10 PM
haha that was funny xD
sucks to be him :x
saranghaese7en
Mar 13 2008, 07:16 PM
o.0 poor dude... lol well.. it could've been something else? XD
ahhh hahahaha
zomgitschu
Mar 13 2008, 07:21 PM
had to read tyhe comments to get it... although i knew the outcome... i just find it odd how the friend thought that if the wife sits on the bed she is cheating
xgotzzricex
Mar 13 2008, 07:27 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's nasty
j-star
Mar 13 2008, 08:11 PM
kekekeke, man the bed must be exhausted!!
Classic Example
Mar 13 2008, 08:19 PM
Oh I get it.

Wow that took a minute.
chikoRAWR
Mar 13 2008, 08:22 PM
ROFLMAO the milk turned into butter xDD
Carmen.
Mar 13 2008, 08:34 PM
QUOTE (SilentSpectre @ Mar 13 2008, 04:00 PM)

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!
Anyways to answer your question, when you churn milk, it turns to butter. The metal stick moved every time his wife um....bow chikka wow wow-ed...with another guy. So it turned the milk to butter! Ta-da!
LOL @ THE BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW.
Haha that's actually pretty funny.
violacrazy
Mar 13 2008, 08:38 PM
hot damn xD
i feel sorry for the husband...
`Babykisses
Mar 13 2008, 08:46 PM
LOLL
I feel so bad for the husband.
LionAngel
Mar 13 2008, 09:22 PM
QUOTE (hungrycollegeboy @ Mar 13 2008, 02:24 PM)

OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The friggin milk turned into butter!!!

LMAO
okay i get it now

kinda disturbing hahahah
pepprmint
Mar 13 2008, 10:28 PM
but what if she just wanted to take a nap??
but ROFL
this is hilarious xD
Mandu
Mar 13 2008, 11:00 PM
LMFAO. OMG XDDD hahahahaha Poor guy.
bbyxwinnie
Mar 13 2008, 11:10 PM
LOL i get it! after reading all the comments =x lmao
duckie 27
Mar 13 2008, 11:42 PM
QUOTE (bbyxwinnie @ Mar 13 2008, 09:10 PM)

LOL i get it! after reading all the comments =x lmao
wahahaha same here! =]
twist&fall-
Mar 13 2008, 11:45 PM
HAHAHA. took me... sometime to get what it means.

poor guy.
i am alice
Mar 14 2008, 12:10 AM
oh gosh,
sucks for the husband!!! >__<
~ BunnyliciouS ~
Mar 14 2008, 12:15 AM
that must have been a very good sex
joolee.
Mar 14 2008, 02:38 AM
I don't really get it. O_o
chery
Mar 14 2008, 09:59 AM
hehe good to know that you guys loved the joke ^^. it's the first one that i posted on soompi...
i wasn't sure if it will be funny tho...
oh well... more jokes coming soon =D!
Louise89
Mar 14 2008, 10:40 AM
ooooo
now i get it... =_=" how stupid.
LMAO!!! gosh... naughty wife...
sky.blue
Mar 14 2008, 07:18 PM
I don't get it..
@_@ butter?
eh?
janelforsure
Mar 14 2008, 09:57 PM
Hahahahah! At first I didn't get it but now I do.
That's hilarious. Kind of disgusting and disturbing though.
Cupcakee
Mar 14 2008, 10:40 PM
Wow that's sad. I didn't get it till I read the comments xP
Poor man.
MOOVERDOSE
Mar 14 2008, 11:00 PM
OMIGOSH!!
LAWL SO DIRRRRTTY!!
K-PopFighting
Mar 15 2008, 04:43 AM
EEEWW.
Hahahahahaahah.
Poor husband xD ROFFLL
Ivy202
Mar 15 2008, 11:37 AM
Haha, this is hilarious!
CraziixLadii
Mar 15 2008, 12:39 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna know wat they did on that bed 4 the milk 2 turn into butter, but i bet the husband filed 4 a divorce
--*Zuzumoo
Mar 15 2008, 03:15 PM
kinda disturbing.. but funny at the same time >__>
dreamyxxx
Mar 15 2008, 07:08 PM
LOL a bit exaggerated
but still funny xD
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