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chery
This is a joke of a couple.

The husband thought that his wife might be cheating on him.
But he had no proof.
So he goes to his best buddy and asks him for advise.
His friend tells him to put a bowl of milk under the bed, and attach a metal stick right on top of the milk.
(like fishing)

If the wife goes into the bedroom and sits on the bed, the metal stick will go down into the bowl of milk.
So the husband can know if she is cheating...

The next day:
After his wife left the house for some shopping, he prepared what his buddy has told him.

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When he got home from work, he asked his wife what she did all day.
''Oh nothing, I went to shopping, then watch tv... '' says the wife.

Not believing in her, the husband goes into the bedroom, bends down to check the metal stick, only to find....

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A bowl of BUTTER!
heartxbroadcast
LOL. wow. took me a little while to get..
f2ts
i think. i get it... still sure tho???
x kawachi x
i don't get it ... mellow.gif
hungrycollegeboy
OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The friggin milk turned into butter!!! w00t.gif
:)tina
QUOTE (hungrycollegeboy @ Mar 13 2008, 02:24 PM) *
OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The friggin milk turned into butter!!! w00t.gif


Lol, I laughed more when I saw your comment. laugh.gif
dorkyxninja
kind of distubing ahaha
xiuieee
omg.....how many times did they do it????? gosh.....
L.Li-style
i read all the comments but i still don't get it.
SilentSpectre
QUOTE (L.Li-style @ Mar 13 2008, 01:53 PM) *
i read all the comments but i still don't get it.


ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

Anyways to answer your question, when you churn milk, it turns to butter. The metal stick moved every time his wife um....bow chikka wow wow-ed...with another guy. So it turned the milk to butter! Ta-da!
rufflezz
LOLOLOL. That's so digusting XD!! Milk turns into butter.. omgomg LOL
Trishyang248
omg that was funny...lol....wow butter?....
L.Li-style
wahhhttt??? ok. i don't mind if you call me stupid. I know the whole "messing around" thing with the wife and man but I don't get..the butter part...How does moving a metal stick around make milk into butter? o.0?!///

comcis
it's funny biggrin.gif
the husband must be speechless at what he saw lol
iwanabiggal0lly
QUOTE (L.Li-style @ Mar 13 2008, 03:06 PM) *
wahhhttt??? ok. i don't mind if you call me stupid. I know the whole "messing around" thing with the wife and man but I don't get..the butter part...How does moving a metal stick around make milk into butter? o.0?!///

^Don't think too much, just know churning milk will make butter.

ROFL. Good one. Sucks for the husband, at least he has butter.
KristyS
Oh my, oh my. I can't believe that i actually kind of understand what's going on.lol.
DEEJAY*KAT
omg.. wow. HAHAHAHAHA~

it turned into butter. thats like...crazy! LOL
Nancii
I was like huh? at first,
but thanks for clearing things up lol laugh.gif
*.:StarryEyeSurprise:.*
LMFAOOOO

i got if after like 3 seconds (I'm slow)

hahahhaha
Azn_princess
That took me a while. but WHOOOOH.
aahaaha

--keemii.
mizzxangie
haha that was funny xD
sucks to be him :x
saranghaese7en
o.0 poor dude... lol well.. it could've been something else? XD
ahhh hahahaha
zomgitschu
had to read tyhe comments to get it... although i knew the outcome... i just find it odd how the friend thought that if the wife sits on the bed she is cheating
xgotzzricex
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's nasty
j-star
kekekeke, man the bed must be exhausted!! happy.gif
Classic Example
Oh I get it. laugh.gif Wow that took a minute.
chikoRAWR
ROFLMAO the milk turned into butter xDD
Carmen.
QUOTE (SilentSpectre @ Mar 13 2008, 04:00 PM) *
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

Anyways to answer your question, when you churn milk, it turns to butter. The metal stick moved every time his wife um....bow chikka wow wow-ed...with another guy. So it turned the milk to butter! Ta-da!


LOL @ THE BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW.

Haha that's actually pretty funny.
violacrazy
hot damn xD

i feel sorry for the husband...
`Babykisses
LOLL
I feel so bad for the husband.
LionAngel
QUOTE (hungrycollegeboy @ Mar 13 2008, 02:24 PM) *
OMFG!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The friggin milk turned into butter!!! w00t.gif


LMAO laugh.gif

okay i get it now mellow.gif kinda disturbing hahahah sweatingbullets.gif
pepprmint
but what if she just wanted to take a nap??
but ROFL
this is hilarious xD
Mandu
LMFAO. OMG XDDD hahahahaha Poor guy.
bbyxwinnie
LOL i get it! after reading all the comments =x lmao
duckie 27
QUOTE (bbyxwinnie @ Mar 13 2008, 09:10 PM) *
LOL i get it! after reading all the comments =x lmao

wahahaha same here! =]
twist&fall-
HAHAHA. took me... sometime to get what it means.
mellow.gif poor guy.
i am alice
oh gosh,
sucks for the husband!!! >__<
~ BunnyliciouS ~
that must have been a very good sex
joolee.
I don't really get it. O_o
chery
hehe good to know that you guys loved the joke ^^. it's the first one that i posted on soompi...
i wasn't sure if it will be funny tho...
oh well... more jokes coming soon =D!
Louise89
ooooo
now i get it... =_=" how stupid.
LMAO!!! gosh... naughty wife...
sky.blue
I don't get it..
@_@ butter?
eh?
janelforsure
Hahahahah! At first I didn't get it but now I do.
That's hilarious. Kind of disgusting and disturbing though.
Cupcakee
Wow that's sad. I didn't get it till I read the comments xP
Poor man.
MOOVERDOSE
OMIGOSH!!

LAWL SO DIRRRRTTY!!
K-PopFighting
EEEWW.
Hahahahahaahah.
Poor husband xD ROFFLL
Ivy202
Haha, this is hilarious! smile.gif
CraziixLadii
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna know wat they did on that bed 4 the milk 2 turn into butter, but i bet the husband filed 4 a divorce
--*Zuzumoo
kinda disturbing.. but funny at the same time >__>
dreamyxxx
LOL a bit exaggerated
but still funny xD
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