lil_buddha_gal
Mar 24 2008, 04:55 AM
Since i laughed so loud wif your jokes.. lemme attempt some.. hehe found these from google..
Chinese man rings his boss.
"Me no work, I sick."
Boss says, "When I sick, I sleep with my wife, try that?"
2 hours later, Chinese man rings back and says,
" Me better! You got nice house!"
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America.
The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck.
Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
How do you know a Chinese person has broken into your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway an hour later.
=D These friggin cracks me up! BAHAHA! btw did i tell you i like chinese jokes? lolz No intention to offend chinese ppl.
Updates: 27-marchA lil quiz. Click on preview pic below to see your Asian destiny..
I got..
YOU ARE AN ARROGANT PERSON. hahaha wat. no way. but maybe in some cases.. keke
-sorri if these are reposted--
strawberry_drop
Mar 24 2008, 05:59 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!
those cracked me up, especially the one about the brothers
Thank you very much for posting, you made my day! ^-^
corazoncomplicando
Mar 24 2008, 06:34 AM
lol. very funny. i actually laughed out loud. btw, i'm part chinese and i'm not offended =)
chikoRAWR
Mar 24 2008, 06:53 AM
ROFLMAO @ the brothers one xDD
buck, chuck & the other one got sent back to china
beautiful~ ;D
K-PopFighting
Mar 24 2008, 07:19 AM
FU XD
HHAAHHAHAA rofl!
CRACK UP!
That was so funny xD
Thanks for sharin! Made my day
lil_buddha_gal
Mar 24 2008, 07:20 AM
heheh thanks guys.. yeh thought they would be funni.. will update soon wif more =)
whoops. sorri i bumped my thread at the wrong time.. hehe couldnt resist relying to lovely ppl.
tinil-galia
Mar 24 2008, 10:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"You got nice house!" HAHAHAHAHAH!
XQu!z!tSaRa
Mar 24 2008, 10:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
i like the one about the brothers. XD
vip_gd
Mar 24 2008, 10:29 AM
priceless
fu ------------ ck
x jiji
Mar 24 2008, 10:32 AM
That first one is HORRIBLE.
I totally laughed my butt off though.
Shoot, x'DDDDD
secretlyjustyours
Mar 24 2008, 10:36 AM
LMAO! you made my day (:
& its barely starting xD
but those are hilarious!
saranghaese7en
Mar 24 2008, 03:30 PM
haAHHAHAHA these made me laugh XD
QUOTE
How do you know a Chinese person has broken into your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway an hour later.
LMAO!
pattylee
Mar 24 2008, 04:51 PM
hahahahaha I like the brother joke lol
sky.blue
Mar 24 2008, 05:18 PM
LMAOSS ^^
the second one~~
thanks for sharing
mAy0_xYo0j
Mar 24 2008, 05:22 PM
My sister din't get the first one.
i like the second one. haha
[PaperSkies]
Mar 24 2008, 06:02 PM
QUOTE
Bu changes his name to Buck.
Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.
Haha I love that!
Carmen.
Mar 24 2008, 06:48 PM
LOL.
The second one is the best.
violacrazy
Mar 24 2008, 11:42 PM
oooo... thanks for sharing. I smiled xD
enjsprite
Mar 25 2008, 12:33 AM
LMAO the second one is hella funny!!!
i get kinda offended by the third one...
but thanks for sharing
marshmellow
Mar 25 2008, 12:54 AM
hahahaha. I loved the, "how do you know if a Chinese person broke into your house?"
x. suki
Mar 25 2008, 01:02 AM
AHAHAHHA omg
hehe they're all so funny XD
puhahaa =D
angelic_diablo
Mar 25 2008, 01:18 AM
Thank you for posting this up
I love the one with the brothers. LOL!
saruuyri
Mar 25 2008, 04:19 AM
lol ^o^.those are hilarious !!
Esp. no 2.
But I don't really get no 3.Is that kind of habit of Chinese ppl:-/
ssyc
Mar 25 2008, 05:52 AM
OMG, the brothers one xD
Puahahaha!
Go.Omii
Mar 25 2008, 06:31 AM
QUOTE
Chinese man rings his boss.
"Me no work, I sick."
Boss says, "When I sick, I sleep with my wife, try that?"
2 hours later, Chinese man rings back and says,
" Me better! You got nice house!"
i guess he mistook what his boss said...
lil_buddha_gal
Mar 25 2008, 06:32 AM
hahaha.. page 2 already???
thanks guys for commenting. Yeh loved no.2 too!.. i found a asian quiz,but dont know if i should post it. lol and im too lazy keke..
aeisha
Mar 25 2008, 07:28 AM
lol those were hilarious. the first one was nice.
eRzzie
Mar 25 2008, 11:50 AM
HAHAHA! these are funny!
I like the last one the best XD
pepprmint
Mar 25 2008, 03:50 PM
myy, id like a chinese person to break into my house ANY day
xgotzzricex
Mar 25 2008, 05:58 PM
I didn't get the last one.
But the others were funny.
jho
Mar 25 2008, 06:10 PM
Hahaha, the first one's funny~ XD
kaffyx3
Mar 25 2008, 06:22 PM
HAHAHA
thats was hilarious!
the first one was funny as.
thats for sharing x)
gd-ise.
Mar 25 2008, 10:24 PM
LMFAOOO~
those were hilarious xDD
xX_faRfaLLaz_Xx
Mar 26 2008, 01:14 AM
ROFL!!!
I liked the last one the best XD
Funny XD
Second one was good too xD
blackvelvetfever
Mar 26 2008, 07:42 AM
LOLLLLL.
HAHAHAHHA.
Classics. *adds to favourites*
LAYDEE N
Mar 26 2008, 12:03 PM
hahaha thanks for posting this! ^^
i like the first one for some reason.
oh well. [:
Donghae4ever
Mar 26 2008, 12:49 PM
LMAO i love all of them
i was like lol haha
CASUAL LUXURY
Mar 26 2008, 01:51 PM
ohmygosh! hahahahahha!
i loved the first &second one alot. ^u^
my boyfriend was laughing too. tehehehe!
joongified.
Mar 26 2008, 02:42 PM
Rofl I love chinese jokes too LOL
and i'm chinese xDD
LOL And Fu
chocopocky
Mar 26 2008, 04:07 PM
The second one. LOL hahahaha
bishie_bashie
Mar 26 2008, 04:43 PM
HAHAHAH omg.
It made me laugh mann!
hmm. the third one is like.. ..... though.
OMGawz
Mar 26 2008, 09:11 PM
The first two were great. x3
sweetxsimple
Mar 26 2008, 09:16 PM
LOL.
I love the name one! Poor Fu.
lov3-me-n0w
Mar 26 2008, 10:59 PM
i like the first one
Panda-asian*
Mar 27 2008, 01:41 AM
top two was good, but i don't like the last one.
Joanna
Mar 27 2008, 09:00 AM
haha those are funny! i like the 2nd one the best LOL
lime_shadow
Mar 27 2008, 10:59 AM
I can't see the new picture =(
Louise89
Mar 27 2008, 11:00 AM
ahahaha joke is hilarious
the quiz thing i got "you are simple and attractive girl"
a nice day.
Mar 27 2008, 12:31 PM
ohohohohoh these are funny
thanks for sharing
deliri0us_x3
Mar 27 2008, 01:11 PM
maybe i'm perverted but hahahaha i love this one:
Chinese man rings his boss.
"Me no work, I sick."
Boss says, "When I sick, I sleep with my wife, try that?"
2 hours later, Chinese man rings back and says,
" Me better! You got nice house!"
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