IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.



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hahah thats funny
thanks for posting it (:

its so sad... cause its so true! LOL

thnx thnx

lol true true....................

hahhaaa, o man, this would make me feel better if i ever happen to be in prison one day o_o

I've read this before.
Haha

hahaha. i wonder how people who really do have those work conditions would feel if they read this.

LOL it's all true!!!!! sadly.

lol
way to make prison sound good

sad and funny?
sometimes work can be fun
jail is dull ..

loll not all jobs are like thattt
but haha funny

hahhaha. so true!
but, then again, think about the money you get from work and when you spend that money on some vacation getaway.

Rofl love the comparisons<33
thanks for sharing

LOL. they make prison sound fun? haha

rofl. I can just see the jail rate increasing a little bit. xD

omg i can relate to alot of those T_T

thats it. i quit.. im goin to prison!!

Lmao is this suppose to show us that we should all quit and go to prison?


^ good example lol jkjk

HAHAHA ^0^
Thats so true =_____=;;

but u can't make love / watch pornos in prison... nor go clubbing haha!

LMAOSS ^^

thanks for sharing

oh, thats funny. thanx.

This is my favourite hahaha. But the comparisons are true when you compare it with prisons in the westerns countries.

i think ive read this ages ago..
haha.. sounds beter to be locked up, rather then working ur ass off. its a stupid holliday in there. no productive work that help prisoners practice good interaction on the outside and its soo fr'n expensive to keep someone in there.. Its cheaper to provide rahabiliation/probation/parole than just leave em in there.. And we're building new prisons. stupid.. >.<

i love these two:
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.

makes me think twice about waiting in line to go into clubs/bars.. Wont make me stop tho.. lol
thanks for sharing..