A friend shared it with me a while back and I thought it was hilarious.
There were 3 construction guys who have been working for 1 month straight with the same lunch every day.
1st guy: "If I get another tuna sandwich, I'm gonna jump down and kill myself."
2nd guy: "If I get another turkey sandwich, I'm gonna jump down and kill myself."
3rd guy: "If I get another peanut butter and jelly sandwich, then I'm gonna kill myself."
Of course the three guys jumped and died...
At the funeral, the three Widows were talking to each other...
1st widow: "my husband killed himself because I made him a tuna sandwich."
2nd widow: "my husband killed himself because I made him a turkey sandwich.
3rd widow: "don't look at me...he makes his own sandwiches."