If you people can understand mandarin, I'd be happy to... try to type characters, so no chinese... (I found this in the chinese newspaper)
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There were twins. Identicle twins who lived under the same roof and basicly are joined at the hips.
However, They argued and b!tched 24/7.
Finally, The mom got tired, Sat down and asked "Do you know ANY other people who have lived together for this long, ate together, and have always been in that person's life and argued and argued every flippin day?" (this translation is probally wrong..)
"Yup" The twins answered.
"Who?" The mom asked.
"You and daddy."