These notes were taken from a school in Tennesse.

No Parent Left Behind

These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district... (spellings have been left intact.)

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear school: Please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. Note: [words in ( )'s were crossed out].

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. {you know, this could be legit!}

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

It's easy to be wise. Just think of something really stupid to say and don't say it.

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good god.. no wonder the youth of america is so corrupted today.. it starts with the parents xD

haha... are these parents serious?

how many days of school did they miss?

dumb parents!
lol

31,32,and33..lol.

lmao o.o

bwaha, dunno why but this one made me laugh the most :x
probably since I had had some of my teeth taken out and even I wrote a note better than that haha

they should send the parents for spelling classes, haha.

ohh rememebr this from 3 years ago =D

It was funnier the first tme I read it u__u;;

haha yeah I got this in an email XD

What's wrong with #5?

rofl.
what a bad impression.

lmao. they are so hilarious, mind u!

3. Dear school: Please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

lol that ones so stupid. =P

HHAHAHA my god....

lmao!!!

LMAO thats gotta be a classic..

LOL! what silly parents.

lol

whoa...

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

O______O; Does this imply that the parents are gonna kill her?!

3. Dear school: Please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

^I find this the funniest. XDDD

Haha #7.

read this before..still funny
"2. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot." <--funny

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.

haha. i should come into school with that as a note and see what the office's reaction will be.

oh my.. hahaha

hahahah wooowwww....

this is extremely sad.

O________________O Whoa.

oh dear

lol! i found da first one most hilarious! haha!

4. Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

lolz, i like these the most

lol

some were a bit too repetitive, nonetheless still funny.

indeed stupid

wat the heck! parents really wrote those??? man, that was hilarous...i had to keep myself from laughing out loud coz im in a school computer lab

omg lol!! thats so funnyy lolll

LOLZZ...IT WAS FUNNIE...

^I know, that's my favorite one too.
Thanks for sharing.

#11 is funny.

HAHAHA...LOL!!!

Geez.

Is it really the PARENTS that wrote them?

OMG! hahaha
u kidding me? real parents who wrote that?

they are pretty funny, thanks for sharing!

whoa hahaha

lolz.. dummies..

maybe the kids wrote it themselves

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.


LOL execute him..ahahahahhahahaaa~!!

haha lol

lmao

Hahah that did make me laugh out loud~ Quite amusing =]