(It is a dirty joke. >_> I hope you get it.. lol)

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

why would he want a lil head? and a steriod liek body? O_o thats one weird person

Eh I don't really get it

LoL! the joke is dirty. so yeah.. think dirty, people, to get it.

hahahahaha!!

ermmm,, i guess im still not dirty enough to understand..

i get everything else but the last line.....
does it mean something....? o_O

lol.. I get it. And yeah, it's dirty.

...
omg im dirty!!!
=OO

<3 so innocent

^ ahah poor kids...too bad im not innocent...i understood it.

but eewww, keke he shud have worded it better.

hahaha.. i love dirty jokes..

LOL....i get it

LOl, I get it. Funny =P.

lmao.. haha he shoould make himself clear..

oy.. its such a shame.. im so young.. and yet i have such a dirty mind.. T_T

>_< haha

Lol smart =P

sucker...haha..should've explain it better..haha..poor him now..haha

why would u want head afta all dat action??? LoL its funni but

funny!

LOL!!

tsk tsk.. wat a naughty guy.. he shouldve made it clear in which kind he wanted.. __ __'' haha

haha...a little head never hurts!

i got it the first read, gawd i got such a dirty mind

ok... i didn't quite get it too.....

i got it after the first time dats funny..and those who dont get it u guys dun wanna know

hahaha the genie mis-understood xD

owned...

whoas lol
hahaha

hu?.. iunt get iht

ROFL that's sick . i'm so corrupted ._. xD I learned that word from healthclass o_______o;;

lolz
bad choice of words..haha

hahahah i get it

man, my mind is so corrupted

i got everything except for the last line. what does it mean?

funny but ewwww. .. lol that man must look funny now.

i don't get it....

O_____O wow theres actually people that don't get this joke...PM me if u REALLY wanna know

I'm a good teacher xP

HAHAHA poor guy lmao o well thats what he gets lol first person who replied... your comment was really cute it made me smile =]

HAha! what a dumb guy XD

so he has a little head with a muscular body??
hahhaha

oh my goodness... the poor guy ^0^

hahaha, its funnier that some of you guys dont get it

I get it. Guess I'm not so pure and innocent.

Poor dude.

i don't get it.

gahhh i get it...

hint to those who doesnt ..

head = ______ (fill in the blank)

lol

why does he want a small head..

what the heck is a head? other then the thing on top of your neck.

so dirrty . . .

it's funny how so many people here are so innocent.. haha it's cute xD

but that's dirty joke..