MoChi_IceCrEam
Jul 9 2006, 12:42 PM
During a good manners and etiquette class, the
teacher says to her students :
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family
and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Andy replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.
Brad replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.
i dunno if this was posted b4.
Beautiful
Jul 9 2006, 12:49 PM
haha . i had to read it twice to understand .
Bl@h
Jul 9 2006, 01:17 PM
y did the teacher pass out?
itz still funny tho~ haha
vivi23
Jul 9 2006, 01:18 PM
LOL! this amsing, lol and funny
Bl@h
Jul 9 2006, 01:18 PM
y did the teacher pass out?
itz still funny tho~ haha
omg
I get the story...
Cygnus
Jul 9 2006, 05:02 PM
That's called planning ahead
Gotta use that one -funny
Rain__
Jul 9 2006, 05:23 PM
wow this is actually really funny
lol
ThaoIee*_*
Jul 9 2006, 06:03 PM
i cracked up
boy is he gonna get a good whipping if that was me lol
rah_rah_ramen
Jul 9 2006, 06:30 PM
haha! I'd leave after hearing that.
battie
Jul 9 2006, 06:32 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is seriously twisted... ><
sherry
Jul 9 2006, 07:04 PM
HAHAH kinda weird!!!!!!!!!
[DarkFire]>
Jul 9 2006, 09:10 PM
haha XD funny, but why would teacher pas out ?O.0
Kazunomiya
Jul 9 2006, 09:18 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha that was good!
tOasty
Jul 9 2006, 09:22 PM
HAHAHAHA. But the teacher passed out? xD
Xxaznbabi3xX
Jul 9 2006, 09:40 PM
Lols, I don't think the teacher needed to pass out xp. but it's funny nonetheless =]
Pineapple Q
Jul 9 2006, 09:52 PM
LMAO.
Might make her run away while he's 'shaking hands'.
yerathy
Jul 9 2006, 10:06 PM
lol.. i had to read it THREE times to get it. lol
peachesncre4ms
Jul 9 2006, 10:21 PM
QUOTE(Bl@h @ Jul 9 2006, 02:18 PM) [snapback]3075492[/snapback]
y did the teacher pass out?
itz still funny tho~ haha
^ u gotta read the line again..........
the friend as in ____
lol.. funny.
Kisetsu
Jul 9 2006, 10:38 PM
Hahaha, that was actually pretty funny.
i heart victoria's secret
Jul 9 2006, 10:53 PM
hahaha dirty yet proper ^^ i like! ^^
x SaRaNg HaE x
Jul 10 2006, 12:42 AM
hahahahahahah nice manners xD
desertseatingoceans
Jul 10 2006, 09:33 AM
The last one was an interesting way to put things..
ADORE.you
Jul 10 2006, 09:58 AM
omgsh second read i finally got it xD
chubzzy
Jul 10 2006, 10:23 AM
i think i see why the teacher passed out LOL....
think dirrrtttyy!!
Lindoodoo
Jul 10 2006, 10:56 AM
LOLS. Wtf. o.o;; That was funny. xD
angelic_diablo
Jul 10 2006, 11:46 AM
lol it took me awhile to get it but that was a gd one
Classic Example
Jul 10 2006, 02:10 PM
Hahhaa. I had to read it 2 times to get it
babossagaji
Jul 10 2006, 03:01 PM
Ｌａｍｏ！ Ｔｈｅ ｌａｓｔ ｇｕｙ’ｓ ｆｕｎｎｙ！
1xrandon-grl
Jul 10 2006, 03:08 PM
ROFL!! Thats pretty clever of him to think of on the spot though XD
moochi2000
Jul 10 2006, 04:32 PM
hahaha that's pretty funny
i had to read it twice to uflly appreciate it
HxYoExMoExE
Jul 10 2006, 06:41 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
OMG!!1
That's so funny..
Yet..
Dirty
xtehdeb
Jul 10 2006, 07:00 PM
LOL.
that was prettyy funny xDDD
lollipOp_dOrk
Jul 10 2006, 09:05 PM
lol nice one
hahahahaha
calamity_
Jul 11 2006, 11:49 PM
LOL. Innocent teacher. Wasn't expecting THAT, I bet. Lol.
smc0414
Jul 12 2006, 01:35 AM
HAHAHAHA me like me like
ongi3000
Jul 12 2006, 01:40 AM
hahaha i had to read it twice though
itsSAMMAY
Jul 12 2006, 12:39 PM
hahaha.
that is HILARIOUS!
.tsubasa.
Jul 12 2006, 12:41 PM
haha... i get it...but y would da teacher pass out...itz not dat bad..is it?!?!><"
mzjoyce
Jul 12 2006, 01:47 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
slick.
Pagelina
Jul 13 2006, 12:08 AM
Muahaha... funny... but yet it was kind of nasty
inamorata.<3
Jul 13 2006, 02:10 AM
LOL .. that's just weird.
kiut_me
Jul 13 2006, 07:33 AM
haha this one is funny xD
boy, he's going to get it from me if i was the teacher.
phoeki666
Jul 13 2006, 10:03 AM
HAHAHA! Smart one! I'd laugh if someone said it to me.
sweetxkisses
Jul 13 2006, 10:05 AM
hahahah i had to read the last few lines again to get it, lol, charlies a bad lil boy lol
[[Fallen--Star]]
Jul 13 2006, 03:42 PM
Haha... LMFAO. O_O I get it XD
butthead24
Jul 15 2006, 02:00 PM
haha.. lmao, that was funny ^___^
x_clueless
Jul 15 2006, 02:43 PM
Using proper manners in a dirty way. Lol.
jessica*
Jul 15 2006, 03:56 PM
LOLLLLL
i would pass out too XDDD
xlilxnancyx
Jul 15 2006, 04:22 PM
Hahha, that's funny.
Took me awhile to get it though. XD
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