A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

hahaha.. men.. made me smile

OMG. LoL. She's so mean..

OMG ROFL.
awww pooor husbandd lol. thats so cute though hahaha

it made me smile. lol.
thats right. men just dont understand women

wow~~~~~~~~~~ hahah~ but if the wife made it more clear~ the husband might have done everything he could to fullfill her wish~ nice old man~

but it made me smile~ nice one!

Awh, the man loves his wife dearly. She should have been more clear.

lol XD
I love this kinda jokes with this kinda morals

thats so sad! she shoulda said "my dress size to be 6" not i wanna be six again...

Aww poor guy. At least he listened and tried, right? :]

THAT SUCKS!!!
..but omg! that is really cute of the husband!! that would be the ideal date. haha

argh.. the moral of this story is sooo insulting to me.. hahaha.. jz kidding.. i know i cannot understand females..

I think the husband was sweet and the wife is mean... It's the tought that counts... XD

ahaha well yeah its true
guys are bad at understand certain stuff.
i woulda thought she meant six years old too >__<
butt the husband is sweet though.

haha aww he meant well though.
i think girls&guys equally don't understand each other.
lol....well guys don't understand a lot...

ahahahahah wtf the dude was stupid;;; but damn.. i wouldn't mind doing that for my birthday... ._. minus the happy meal..

Haha, That made me smile.
That poor guy. lol I would of felt so stupid if I were him.

awhh that was nice though. =D I like how he did all that thinking she wanted to be six.

LMFAO~
but that was sweet.
i'd love if my husband did that.. made me feel like i'm 6 again

hehehehe
that's so sad for the guy
but at least he thought about it =] made it special

lol awwww at least he tried.....^ yeah agree with ya

LOL, she could've said something during the whole day. But, yeah, I agree with the moral of the story.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhahahaahhahahh at least she should give him SOME gratitude for doing that to her, but eh, lmao, I guess hes disapointed right now. >.<

Hahahah. After that day she definitely ain't gonna be no six. LOl Thanks for sharing

OMIGOSH!! WHAT A GUY!!

haha she should shouldve said "I want to be A six again" ...but I doubt he would've gotten that either. xD

HAHA.
That poor guy.
The wife was meeean. =O

LOls poor guy! he put so much thought to it too! If only his wife said it more clear >.>"

What an husband!!! lol cute

lol.... suck for the guy! hahaha....

must write in the BOOK!!!

awww how sad after they had so much fun! hahaha poor guy

lololl. i interpretted it wrong too. >_<~!! that's still cute of him.

aww. this was so cute! =D

Lol, genius XD That'd be cool though Sweet of the guy....

ah i didt find it very funny o-o
but the husband was swt though :]



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Poor hudsband. Men never gets what a woman mean at times.
At least I thought the stuff he did for her was nice. It was a guy could do the least to fulfill her dreams to be "six" again.

Awww .. poor guy XD
At least he tried. I would consider that a sweet even though he didn't understand her. lol

She didn't say:
"I'd like to be a six again."

Her fault. (: Sweet husband though.

Aww. At least he tried!
Besides, she didn't say she wanted to be a size six anymore.
You don't need to be six to do all that stuff though. xD

AHAHAHAHA
he misunderstood .. what an a.ss
but the guy is sweet ^^
the woman's pretty mean

and u see why u shouldn't yell at guys? whatever u tell us to do we're gonna do it wrong x.x
thats why we're so bad at picking gifts LOL xD

hahahaha! the poor guy, oh wells its the thought that counts?

hahahaha.
I love this! poor guy.

LMAO hahaha XD poor guy =3
lol

haha the hubby was cute x3 but misguided

Feel sorry for the guy...All that effort. LOL.

AHAHAHA
this topic reminds me of my international friend
she pronouce sex as "six".

AHAHAHAHAH. but what the husband did was sooo adorable. XDDD

that is so incredibly sweet of him though.. <3