A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
> WORDS
> A husband read an article to his wife about how
> many
> words women use a
> day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> have to repeat everything
> to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and
> asked, "What?"
>
> CREATION
> A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
> you
> can be so stupid and
> so beautiful all at the same time.
> "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
> made
> me beautiful so you
> would be attracted to me; God made me stupid! so I
> would be attracted to you!
>
> WHO DOES ! WHAT
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
> The Silent Treatment
> A man and his wife were having some pr oblems at
> home
> and were giving each
> other the silent treatment.
> Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
> would
> need ! his wife to wake
> him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
>
> Not wanting ! to be the
> first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
>
> piece of paper, "Please
> wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
> would find it.
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to
> discover it
> was 9:00 AM and he
> had missed his flight.
> Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
> hadn't wakened him, when he
> noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
> The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
> God may have created man before woman, but
there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece.
Full Version: Wife Vs Husband
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIIICE
the "It is 5:00 AM"
AHAHAHAHa that's funny ^o^
the "It is 5:00 AM"
AHAHAHAHa that's funny ^o^
hahah that was cute.
i love the part about the coffee. "hebrews". ahahaha
i love the part about the coffee. "hebrews". ahahaha
lmao the first one so funny 
ahahah mann that was... interestingg :]
Good stuff.... love it.
lmao those were hilarious XDD
Women are so smart. I love the first one.
I love the first one.
haha. those are really funny.
lol
lol
hahaha omg these are hilarious xD
lol, these are hilarious. i love the god created man before woman one.
hahaha "hebrews" LOLOL
and the note thing "it is 5 am. wake up" LOL
haha go wife
men> women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! men power~
"there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece. "
niceee lolll
Before the masterpiece. "
niceee lolll
LOL the silent treatment one!! XD the others were funny too!
THNX for sharingg
THNX for sharingg
QUOTE
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
LMAO!! I'm sending this to all my guy friends..heheh^^
read them before.
but still quite funny.
but still quite funny.
LOL
I love the last part~!
I'm sending this to all my guy friends too.
The wife owns!
women>man.
:]
I love the last part~!
I'm sending this to all my guy friends too.
The wife owns!
women>man.
:]
LOLOL! Hahaha... totally love the first one. The man got pwned big time XD. Whoa, this thread is like, gonna turn into battle of the sexes... 
.
.
YEAH. it's 5am...
and that's really cute.. thanks. i laughed!
and that's really cute.. thanks. i laughed!
this is so funny.....haha
the wife rocks man
the wife rocks man
These were SO funny! I loved them!
hahaha woman can be really smart yeah haha I really like the first one so smart of the woman and funny hahaha
God may have created man before woman, but
there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece.
love that!!!!
there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece.
love that!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're not rough drafts... psh~ I am speechless.. but still i liked them haha. HeBrews, must say that was a good one.
ahahahahaha~!!!!! funny =]
i like the last part~ men is the rough draft~ lol~
LOL!! NICE!!! SUCH A SMART WIFE..even thogh mentioned " stupid "
LOL these are madd funnny XP
haha i love the 5 am one
ahaha and the hebrew one
lol i agree ^ ^ men arent superior -0- they're juss queer
haha i love the 5 am one
ahaha and the hebrew one
lol i agree ^ ^ men arent superior -0- they're juss queer
o man.. that's hilarious
lol i love these! funny and make a point!
LOL !!
Hebrews lmfao
the 1st & last part were freaking hilarious!!
Hebrews lmfao
the 1st & last part were freaking hilarious!!
Ahaha!
That was funny xD
That was funny xD
Women pwn in all situations.
this was genius. xD lol I found myself smiling the whole time I read this.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA LOL haaahahah yeahh xDD i loveee these!!
love the last words hahaha
I just reread this and it's so cute and funny!!
QUOTE(tengteng @ Nov 30 2006, 06:39 PM) 
WHO DOES ! WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
LMAO!!!
Hahha that's so funny.
rough drafts, xD
Thanks for sharing.
rough drafts, xD
Thanks for sharing.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
yes, women are smarter
yes, women are smarter
HAHA "Wake up. It is 5:00AM." smarttt
LMFAO I love the last one.. I bet the man didn't think she'll pull something like that..
lmao.
the 5 am cracks me up. lol
the 5 am cracks me up. lol
"relatives of yours?"
"yup" "in-laws" <LMAOO!!
"yup" "in-laws" <LMAOO!!
i lovee these.
women superiority, haha
women superiority, haha
Haha in-laws Wow women rock 
Wow women rock
QUOTE
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
hahaha
awesome
HHAHAAHHAAAHA JKDSLASDKFJ GOOD ONES!!!
i love the "hebrews" one.haha
and the last one!!!!! xDD
and the last one!!!!! xDD
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